Goofy's Bundle of Joy

Disney would probably frown on the implication that Max was born out of wedlock, but I always thought it would be interesting/ amusing if he was the product of a one night stand.  

I think the idea for this originated with my memories of the introduction of Binky's son Bongo in Matt Groening's Life in Hell, but I was also inspired by the episode of Family Guy in which Quagmire found himself in a similar situation.