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Warning: I'm gonna use this journal to kvetch about stupid crap, so feel free to skip it if you don't want to risk being bored by my drivel. I actually wrote most of this a couple months ago, but it was all so trivial, I changed my mind about posting it. But then I figured, what the hell.
A while back, someone faved a few of my pics, and rather than merely show my appreciation, I decided to pick a fight with him. Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but I did take issue with the fact that the pics of mine that he'd faved, he'd stuck in a folder titled MILF, even though none of the characters in said pics were actually mothers, and I should know, since a couple were OCs. When I said that I wasn't sure if he knew what MILF actually meant, he just replied, "Opinions vary."
"Opinions vary." Why is that, though? "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." That's literally what it stands for. How is that open to interpretation? Let me just state for the record that I'm not totally crazy about the word MILF. I'll acknowledge that it's sort of a useful term in some cases, such as when looking for fanart of a particular nature, but it's not exactly the sort of word I'd use in everyday speech. Still, it would nice if people could stick to the definition the acronym was invented for. It's not like the term has been around that long; it seems kind of early for it to mutate beyond all meaning.
I remember being on the imdb boards once and seeing someone objecting to Amy Adams' casting as Lois Lane, since according to some, any woman above thirty five might as well be hobbling around with a walker. "So Lois is a MILF now?," wrote this person. Well, no, because she didn't have any kids. Ironically, while Kate Bosworth was much younger than Amy Adams when she played the par- many said too young- the term MILF would have more accurately applied to her version of the character since her Lois had actually given birth.
I guess I can sort of begrudgingly understand why one might stretch the definition to include women who are over a certain age, but this guy who'd faved my pics just seemed to be using it to apply to any attractive woman. It's like having a folder titled UFO and using it to fav pics of seagulls and helicopters. They may not be unidentified, but they're flying objects, right?
If you want an acronym for a girl you'd like to... you know, why not just write GILF instead? There, problem solved. Wait...
I admit it's kind of a silly thing to get bent out of shape over If I wanted to bring up a more serious instance of someone mangling a definition, I could talk instead about this other guy I ran across not long ago on deviantART who didn't seem to grasp the meaning of the word "oppression." In his mind, a cruel exercise of power and gentle mockery went hand in hand. It's not like I'd sought this person out; I don't go out of my way to find people to argue with; I'm generally a non-confrontational person. He'd given me a llama, and I'd gone to his page to thank him, even though I'm not sure what the point of llamas are- some people just seem to use them to get more pageviews.
When I got to this guy's page, though, I couldn't help noticing that he was in the habit of ranting in his journal, and doing it in such vague terms that you often weren't even sure what the hell he was talking about, probably because if he provided the relevant details, he would have been rightly lambasted for being ridiculous. In this particular case, he was in a tizzy over some celebrity "oppressing" people. Once prodded, he reluctantly admitted he was only now getting irate over this thing from a year previously when George Takei had written humorous retorts to people who had written their objections to gay marriage. Apparently, it was okay for those people to express their opinions, but not okay for Takei to express his; this guy even compared Takei to a Nazi. Then he called me a bully for questioning him. I know I can come across as a jerk at times, but in this case, I actually wasn't displaying behavior that could be described as remotely dickish; I was way less confrontational than this guy deserved. Not that I had much of a chance; he blocked me simply for asking him to explain what he was going on about, then impugned my character, assuming I had no way to defend myself. But I have more than one account, so before he could block my other one as well, my one unabashed act of dickishness was this parting shot:
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There's one more stupid thing I feel like getting off my chest. Last week, the CBS affiliate here has made an attempt to artificially stir up outrage over Halloween stores selling Slender Man costumes, in light of the stabbing of that local girl by two of her classmates, who were trying to sacrifice her to the Slender Man character. The news report even said that Slender Man was "implicated in the stabbing," as though he was a real person. I don't actually know a lot about Slender Man, but as far as I can tell, human sacrifice isn't even part of the "mythology"; those girls were just crazy. One of them also claims to talk to one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Why isn't CBS 58 also implying that stores should be pulling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costumes from their shelves? They might as well also say that it's inappropriate to sell Beatles records because of Charles Manson.
A while back, someone faved a few of my pics, and rather than merely show my appreciation, I decided to pick a fight with him. Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but I did take issue with the fact that the pics of mine that he'd faved, he'd stuck in a folder titled MILF, even though none of the characters in said pics were actually mothers, and I should know, since a couple were OCs. When I said that I wasn't sure if he knew what MILF actually meant, he just replied, "Opinions vary."
"Opinions vary." Why is that, though? "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." That's literally what it stands for. How is that open to interpretation? Let me just state for the record that I'm not totally crazy about the word MILF. I'll acknowledge that it's sort of a useful term in some cases, such as when looking for fanart of a particular nature, but it's not exactly the sort of word I'd use in everyday speech. Still, it would nice if people could stick to the definition the acronym was invented for. It's not like the term has been around that long; it seems kind of early for it to mutate beyond all meaning.
I remember being on the imdb boards once and seeing someone objecting to Amy Adams' casting as Lois Lane, since according to some, any woman above thirty five might as well be hobbling around with a walker. "So Lois is a MILF now?," wrote this person. Well, no, because she didn't have any kids. Ironically, while Kate Bosworth was much younger than Amy Adams when she played the par- many said too young- the term MILF would have more accurately applied to her version of the character since her Lois had actually given birth.
I guess I can sort of begrudgingly understand why one might stretch the definition to include women who are over a certain age, but this guy who'd faved my pics just seemed to be using it to apply to any attractive woman. It's like having a folder titled UFO and using it to fav pics of seagulls and helicopters. They may not be unidentified, but they're flying objects, right?
If you want an acronym for a girl you'd like to... you know, why not just write GILF instead? There, problem solved. Wait...
I admit it's kind of a silly thing to get bent out of shape over If I wanted to bring up a more serious instance of someone mangling a definition, I could talk instead about this other guy I ran across not long ago on deviantART who didn't seem to grasp the meaning of the word "oppression." In his mind, a cruel exercise of power and gentle mockery went hand in hand. It's not like I'd sought this person out; I don't go out of my way to find people to argue with; I'm generally a non-confrontational person. He'd given me a llama, and I'd gone to his page to thank him, even though I'm not sure what the point of llamas are- some people just seem to use them to get more pageviews.
When I got to this guy's page, though, I couldn't help noticing that he was in the habit of ranting in his journal, and doing it in such vague terms that you often weren't even sure what the hell he was talking about, probably because if he provided the relevant details, he would have been rightly lambasted for being ridiculous. In this particular case, he was in a tizzy over some celebrity "oppressing" people. Once prodded, he reluctantly admitted he was only now getting irate over this thing from a year previously when George Takei had written humorous retorts to people who had written their objections to gay marriage. Apparently, it was okay for those people to express their opinions, but not okay for Takei to express his; this guy even compared Takei to a Nazi. Then he called me a bully for questioning him. I know I can come across as a jerk at times, but in this case, I actually wasn't displaying behavior that could be described as remotely dickish; I was way less confrontational than this guy deserved. Not that I had much of a chance; he blocked me simply for asking him to explain what he was going on about, then impugned my character, assuming I had no way to defend myself. But I have more than one account, so before he could block my other one as well, my one unabashed act of dickishness was this parting shot:
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There's one more stupid thing I feel like getting off my chest. Last week, the CBS affiliate here has made an attempt to artificially stir up outrage over Halloween stores selling Slender Man costumes, in light of the stabbing of that local girl by two of her classmates, who were trying to sacrifice her to the Slender Man character. The news report even said that Slender Man was "implicated in the stabbing," as though he was a real person. I don't actually know a lot about Slender Man, but as far as I can tell, human sacrifice isn't even part of the "mythology"; those girls were just crazy. One of them also claims to talk to one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Why isn't CBS 58 also implying that stores should be pulling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costumes from their shelves? They might as well also say that it's inappropriate to sell Beatles records because of Charles Manson.
Critically well-received movies I saw (2019-2021)
I don't love most of the movies I watch and that applies even to ones that are highly rated among critics, which most of the ones in this list are. That doesn't necessarily mean I hated any of them, but some I didn't care for. Some I was ambivalent towards while others I thought were good but wouldn't necessarily want to watch again or anytime soon. A few of these titles I didn't have anything to say about, but for those you can assume that I liked them well enough, but maybe not enough to formulate any specific thoughts on. Bonnie & Clyde I'd been wanting to see Bonnie & Clyde for a long time and when I finally did, I'm afraid I was fairly underwhelmed. I wonder what it says about me that the main thing I took away from this film was how relatively easy it made robbing banks look, at least compared to modern times. I discovered from reading the trivia that the lady who played Bonnie's mom in this movie was a non-actor who had just shown up to watch the movie being filmed and
Some okay/meh movies I watched (2019-2021)
Painted Desert I'm glad that I finally saw Painted Desert, if only so that I can now say that I understand what the Merry Melodies cartoon "She Was an Acrobat's Daughter" was parodying. But it was such an odd movie that I'm not sure I liked it that much. Mystery of the Wax Museum I'm more familiar with the Vincent Price remake, which I've been fortunate enough to see on the big screen in 3D. This movie by itself is less interesting than the story behind its restoration. The ending of this version was so bad that I literally booed the TV screen. Vincent Leonard Nimoy's one man show about Vincent Van Gogh. I was surprised to realize that Nimoy actually doesn't play Vincent in this, but rather portrays his brother. I watched this on Tubi TV hours before it left that service. I assume it was only a coincidence that the next day was actually Nimoy's birthday. St. Vincent Bill Murray plays a curmudgeon who is humanized when his neighbor hires him to babysit for
Some okay movies I watched (2019-2021)
I'm back to once again relate my pedestrian thoughts on some movies I viewed during the previous three years... not that I expect anyone to give a s***. Dark Passage Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall did four movies together. This is the last one I had yet to see and it may be their weakest. There's an awkward gimmick in which you don't see Bogart's face for almost the entire first half of the film and it's not until a half hour or more into it that you figure out why. I didn't dislike the movie overall, though. Stuck Partly based on a real event, a newly homeless man (Stephen Rea) is the victim of a hit and run driver (Mena Suvari) and lodged in the windshield of her car. The panicked woman parks her car in her garage and callously waits for him to die. Honestly, watching this guy becoming homeless made this movie scary enough to me even before the whole hit and run part. There was apparently some controversy over Suvari's casting in the role of the female lead
Documentaries I watched (2019-2021)
Before I get to the documentaries I watched between the start of 2019 and the end of last year, I need to add two more movies to the list of ones that I didn't like which I neglected to include in my last journal entry. They may be a couple of the worst, so it's strange that I forgot about them, unless I just hated them so much that my mind tried to obliterate them from my memory, as one might a traumatic event. The Astronaut's Wife Charlize Theron senses her astronaut husband (Johnny Depp) is different after returning from space. I knew that this movie had poor reviews and a low score on imdb, but I watched it anyway, thinking it might at least be entertainingly cheesy. My bad. Instead, it was one of the worst pieces of crap I've ever willingly subjected myself to. Well, how was I to know? It has the exact same score on imdb as Aeon Flux, a poorly reviewed Charlize Theron sci-fi movie I actually kinda like. Leaving Las Vegas Roger Ebert called this the best movie of the
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I'm not a fan of MILF either. To say a woman who's a mom is sexy is a compliment. To call someone a "Mom I'd like to Fuck" is just tasteless.
And I was laughing all the way through this because I also get hung up on the proper meanings of things and can't stand it when someone goofs it up! Bad grammar and the use of wrong words, like they're vs. there, really bothers me, too!
And then people whose arguments are so weak they can't defend them, and then they ban you when you challenge them, or just attack you personally because they don't have the power to ban you, I run into that all the time!
And I was laughing all the way through this because I also get hung up on the proper meanings of things and can't stand it when someone goofs it up! Bad grammar and the use of wrong words, like they're vs. there, really bothers me, too!
And then people whose arguments are so weak they can't defend them, and then they ban you when you challenge them, or just attack you personally because they don't have the power to ban you, I run into that all the time!